I have no problems admitting it: I am a consumer whore.
Working at a bookstore has provided me with far too many opportunities to buy books I really don't need, or even necessarily want but bought them I have, and it's high time I sit down and actually plow through them.
I'd like to keep a schedule of how often I post reviews of the books, but how quickly I read them will be dictated by my work schedule and my social life, which varies from hectic to non-existent.
So, here is the list of books I plan on reading in the next year or so:
Bissell, Tom - 
The Father of All Things (My love of books dealing with the Vietnam War lead me to pick this book up.  I never really started it.)
Carr, Caleb - 
The Alienist (I got this book the first year I started working at the bookstore based off of a co-worker's recommendation.  I have no idea why I never started it, but I trust her opinion, so I have high hopes for it.)
Chabon, Michael - 
Werewolves in their Youth, 
Maps and Legends (I read 
Werewolves quite a few years ago, but I enjoy a lot of Chabon's work so I'll re-read it.  Maps and Legends was just not engaging, so I never finished it.  Maybe this time I'll like it.)
Dostoevsky, Fyodor - 
The Idiot, 
Notes from Underground, 
Crime and Punishment (I bought these one summer when I was trying to read as many classics as possible.  The language is fairly dense, so I never devoted time to it.  My bad.  As it stands, I use them to trick people into thinking I'm smart when they see my bookshelf.)
Ellroy, James - 
The Big Nowhere, 
Black Dahlia, 
L.A. Confidential, 
White Jazz (With the exemption of 
The Big Nowhere, all these books were $3 and my love of noir wouldn't let me pass up the chance to buy them.  I've read a couple of his other books but haven't been overly impressed, but they were lesser works from what I gather.)
Ferguson, Niall - 
The War of the World (I love non-fiction history books, but they can be daunting and all too easily put away.)
Grahame-Smith, Seth - 
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (I started reading it but the jokes stopped being funny about 100 pages into it.  This book has the distinction of being the one I least look forward to reading.)
Haldeman, Joe - 
The Forever War (I enjoy sci-fi when it's done well, so I'm at a loss as to why I never finished this one.  I remember enjoying it before I just stopped reading it.)
Hammett, Dashiell - 
Nightmare Town (I bought this for a couple of dollars at a used bookstore, but I had already read a few of the stories in other collections.  One day, I'll sit down and figure out which ones I haven't seen before.)
Heinemann, Larry - 
Close Quarters (Once again, I bought this because of my forbidden love of the Vietnam War.  The writing wasn't great and I put it down, never to pick it up again.  Until now.)
Hemingway, Ernest - 
For Whom the Bell Tolls, 
A Farewell to Arms, 
To Have and Have Not (I've read all of these, but several years ago.  I remember nothing!)
Huxley, Aldous - 
A Brave New World (Another one of those books I read years ago but deserves a revisit.)
Johnson, Denis - 
Nobody Move, 
Tree of Smoke (I bought 
Tree because it was $5 and sounded good, while I bought 
Nobody because I had a bunch of gift cards.  Of the two, 
Tree was actually pretty good while 
Nobody was a plodding mess.  The first halves of the books, at least.)
Kidd, Chip - 
The Learners (I actually DO judge books by their covers and this one was pretty sweet.)
Larson, Erik - 
The Devil in the White City (I got this book for free so I never felt obliged to really read it.  My logic is infallible.)
Mailer, Norman - 
Why Are We in Vietnam, 
The Naked and the Dead, 
The Executioner's Song, 
The Armies of the Night (Jesus, why did I buy so many Mailer books?  I've been using 
The Executioner's Song as a doorstop, it's so thick.  I'm not entirely sure why I can't get into 
The Naked and the Dead.)
Maraniss, David - 
They Marched into Sunlight (Another Vietnam book, but with a lot of hippies.  Cursed by my own hubris!)
McCarthy, Cormac - 
The Orchid Keeper (I was reading the back of the book and I couldn't recall if I've read it.  If that's the case, I probably didn't, right?  Which is weird since I've read all his other ones.)
McNamara, Robert S. - 
In Retrospect (HUBRIS.)
McSweeny's - 
One Hundred and Forty-Five Stories in a Small Box (I've read the Dave Egger's portion, but not the others.)
Miller Jr., Walter M. - 
A Canticle for Leibowitz (A good sci-fi novel that I read years ago and warrants a revisit.)
Mitchell, David - 
Cloud Atlas (A free book I never muddled through.  I have no excuse.)
O'Brien, Tim - 
Going After Cacciato (I have enjoyed a few of his other books, but this one never clicked with me.  BAH.)
Packer, George - 
The Assassin's Gate (I used some gift certificates to buy this book when I was reading a lot of books about the Iraq War.  I got burned out on the subject, but that was a couple of years ago.)
Parker, Matthew - 
Monte Cassino (Another victim of my war burnout.  A really interesting battle during the Second World War though.  I look forward to this one.)
Pirsig, Robert M. - 
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance (I bought the paperback because I was missing the days of philosophy class, but wasn't missing the prospect of reading textbooks.)
Price, Richard - 
Lush Life, 
Clockers (I got these books because of my deep, abiding love of 
The Wire.  I've tried reading both books a couple times and enjoyed them but they always end up being put down.  Once again, I have no excuse.)
Pynchon, Thomas - 
The Crying of Lot 49 (This book was a gift, and it doesn't keep on giving.)
Ricks, Thomas E. - 
Fiasco (Damn you summer of war books.  Thank god for giftcards.)
Shaara, Michael - 
The Killer Angels (I've never had a real fondness of the Civil War, but I bought it because it is a classic.)
Stark, Richard - 
The Man with the Getaway Face, 
The Outfit (I bought these at the same time as 
The Hunter, but stopped reading the series after that.  This would probably make a good theme week.)
Thompson, Jim - 
The Getaway, 
The Killer Inside Me, 
Pop. 1280 (I got two of these books as a gift and haven't actually received them yet.  I'll make this another theme week if I can put aside my dislike of reading too much of the same writer's work in too short a time period.)
Westlake, Donald E. - 
361 (I read it, but can't recall a gosh darned thing.)
Actually, it turns out I do have a problem admitting I'm a consumer whore.  That's a lot of books.
There's a list to make about movies I haven't watched either, but that can wait for now.
ETA - It seems that I've listed many authors, but not a single one of them is a woman.  This is a glaring oversight on my part and not an intentional one.
As such, I will make it a point to try finding more books written by females.
So far I have:
Austen, Jane - 
Pride and Prejudice (I meant to pick this up when I bought the zombie version, but neglected to do so.  I could give this an honest go.)
Highsmith, Patrica - 
The Talented Mr. Ripley (This is another book I've been meaning to read, since it seems to fall on the fringes of noir that I enjoy.  I honestly think I could go either way on this one based on the description, but at least it would be something different.)
Atwood, Margaret - 
The Handmaid's Tale (I've been told this book is comparable to Brave New World, so I'm fairly excited.)
Wharton, Edith - 
Age of Innocence (Up until ten minutes ago I had never even read the description of the book, but it comes highly recommended and there's no one I trust more, so I'm more than willing to read it.)